So Derek Perez, Nvidia’s boss of PR and infamous for having a knife fight with a former competitor and now employee Brian Burke, thought if I can live with Burke, I can live with anyone. Perez sent out a friendly “Hey, how about coffee, or breakfast,” email.

Charlie, not one to turn down a donut, and bored to tears in Taipei, said why not, and met Perez at the hotel restaurant.

If you’ve ever met Charlie, you know he doesn’t suffer fools, is quick to make decision, and not the most tactful person on the planet. Oh, and did I mention, opinionated. The annoying thing about him is he’s often right.

The coffee part went OK, but when the serious talk got started and Perez started laying down some ground rules, Charlie said, no, no, hell, no, what the F**’s wrong with you, you deaf – no.

Body builder and short fused Perez had had just about enough and before anyone could blink, karate trained Perez had ninjaed his dish of eggs right into Charlie’s face.

Swift acting guards quickly defused the situation as Demerjian was in the process of loading his quart bottle of Coke with Mentos – the carnage was avoided but it was a tense few moments. Both men were escorted out of the restaurant, through separate doors and the police took over after that.

Charlie was next seen at the Intel event, and then at the ATI event. Perez hasn’t been seen and isn’t answering email, but then the 9800 GTX+ may have been keeping him busy.

Disclaimer: This is a joke. It did not really happen. Though Derek did invite Charlie for coffee.

Look at how the AP reported this event:

Intel extends command in fast-computers tally
Associated Press 06.18.08, 9:14 AM ET

Microprocessors from Intel Corp. run more of the world's fastest computers than ever, according to a report released Wednesday that tracks progress in the computing industry.

The latest list of the world's 500 most powerful computers, published twice a year by academic researchers, shows that 75 percent of the machines are powered by Intel (nasdaq: INTC - news - people ) chips, up from 71 percent in November. Chips from Intel's main rival, Advanced Micro Devices Inc. (nyse: AMD - news - people ), showed up in 11 percent of the top 500, down from 16 percent on the last list.

The fastest computer on the list is the $100 million "Roadrunner" machine built by IBM Corp. (nyse: IBM - news - people ) for the Department of Energy's nuclear lab in Los Alamos, N.M. Roadrunner is the first computer in the world to surpass a petaflop - 1,000 trillion calculations per second. It's more than twice as fast as the IBM machine that ranks No. 2 on the list.

IBM made an industry-leading 42 percent of the supercomputers on the list, but its overall count diminished slightly. Hewlett-Packard Co. (nyse: HPQ - news - people ) gained ground, with 37 percent of the fastest machines in the latest report.

Copyright 2008 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed

Now look at the reality of it – Intel is in the bottom fourth of the top ten, and AMD is in the top half. So why does Intel get the headline? Why not AMD or IBM, or even Cray? Because Intel has 75 machines, each one of them slower than a new AIB from ATI or Nvidia?

Are the AP folks in love with Intel or just stupid?

So I was asked recently, how many TFLOPS in all the game consoles?

There are two answers to that question.

Do you mean in all the ones built, or just the FLOPS of the specific consoles?

So what is the TFLOPS rating of the game consoles? Well there are two answers to that question too.

If you count central processor FLOPS that’s one answer, if you count the FLOPS potential of the GPU and add it to the CPU’s FLOPS that’s another answer. And that answer provokes all kinds of debate. One side (the one I favor) is that the FLOPS of the GPU aren’t used in computations and therefore shouldn’t be counted because they can’t be measured and just represent a theoretical number. The other side argues that they are indeed being used in computation - the computation of shader operations. However, both sides agree that there isn’t yet a benchmark that can measure them. And therefore I conclude that we shouldn’t use them in evaluating the CPU FLOPS of game consoles.

The other main answer to the original question is do you mean in all the ones built, so I added in the installed base of all the consoles shipped.

The following table lists the FLOPS in consoles.

2007, October: Sony PS3 console, at US$400, that runs at a claimed 2 teraFLOPS; these figures represent the processing power of the GPU. The seven CPUs run collectively at a lower 218 GFLOPS.[14]

All of the GLOPS of all the consoles to date are only 402; where as a modern GPU is over two times that – Moore’s law in action.

You can read this several ways:

1. All of the CPU consoles added up don’t equal 1 TFLOPS.
2. All of the consoles added up don’t exceed 2 TFLOPS even if you count GPU and CPU.
3. All consoles shipped to date add up to 7.318 EFLOPS - Exa FLOPS - 1018 and that’s a number that that thrills the folks at Folding@home.

Now why did I go through this laborious, pedantic, and sure to be arguable discussion? For several reasons:

1. It’s raining here on Mt Tiburon so I can’t go out and play.
2. I thought it was really interesting to look at how far consoles have progressed
3. I thought it was even more interesting to look at how far PC graphics have progressed – ATI and Nvidia are shipping TFLOPS AIBs, and the next gen coming out in June, with Dual GPUs will be approaching 5 TFLOPS per AIB.

Just think of what the game developers and the movie studios can do with kind of horsepower.

Think of the shader operations that will be offered soon. Those of you reading this who know me know Peddie’s first law – in computer graphics too much is not enough. And although I haven’t made it a law yet, if I did (it would be number three), I’m fond of saying – don’t just watch a movie – be in the movie.

That’s where we’re heading with all these tera and peta FLOPS and I can’t wait to get there because next stop after this one is the holodeck.

Even though one of the applied tenants of Moore’s law is that prices will drop over time (Moore never said that, it’s just a statement that has been applied to his original observation about feature size shrinkage over time), it appears the rising price of oil will change that as nations around the world grapple with inflation. Prices will rise.

This appears to be showing up first in laptop costs as reports of higher priced magnesium-aluminum alloy chassis are coming out of China with cost increases of 10% due to rising metal costs caused by the increasing cost of extracting, processing, and delivering those metals thanks to the higher price of oil. And although some notebook vendors are looking at using plastics, that won’t help given that plastic is made from oil.

Other costs are increasing as well and Acer, HP, and Levovo had indicated their ODMs are raising prices by as $5 to $20. Compal and Wistron the world’s three largest contract manufacturers have reported they will be raising prices for the first time.

At the same time Hynix Semiconductor, the world’s No. 2 memory chip maker raised contract prices for computer memory chips by about 15 percent last month and expected further increases in May although some expect DRAM prices to start falling again in the fourth quarter; this may be wishful thinking.

Desktop PCs won’t escape these cost increases and if personal and corporate incomes don’t increase accordingly then the inflationary increases in PCs could have a dampening effect on already sluggish sales.

We’re getting closer to the dream, the vision, of ubiquity mutual connectivity in the home – and maybe beyond a bit.

My vision, since 1999, has been that everything in the home will talk to everything in the home. Everything that can will be a server, and everything will be a client. Since 1999 I’ve had to modify my vision a bit, I’ve had to learn a strange new alphabet, B, A, C, U, and then N – what’s that all about? And I had to add handheld devices to the mix. But basically the dream is alive and getting closer everyday.

Some folks thought (including me for a while) that we would have a master server in our homes, a data furnace if you will. But it soon became apparent that storage was becoming cheaper and moving in a curve steeper than Moore’s law. We also saw the explosion and proliferation of non-volatile memory in most machines and our pockets. And we saw the ever expanding, and ever faster, proliferation of network technology.

Today’s media addict has at least one, and probably three handheld devices that he or she users as a player and also as a recorder or a storage device – an MP3 player, a mobile phone, and maybe a dedicated media player. All of them have a combination of tunes, photos, and videos on them. Stationary devices like STBs with HDDs, DVD players, PCs, and TVs have similar types of media either stored or streaming to through them; and semi-mobile devices like laptops do too.

We have all kinds of alphabet laws and rules to get these things talking to each other DNLA, UPnP, BlueTooth, 801.11(a, b, c, n, etc.), Ethernet, USB, MPEG 2, 4, WMV AVI, Flash, H.264, and on and on.  We got the stuff, with and without wires. We got the file formats, the display formats, and boy do we have the media, it’s coming out of our pores.

But there are petty jealousies combined with downright stupidity. And so you can’t serve iTunes to your PC via Bluetooth, or Frustrated Housewives to your PSP from the TiVo, or show the pictures on your camera phone to anyone via your TV, yet.

But we’re really, really close. In fact I’ll venture a guess that in two years or less this will not only be possible, but commonplace, and our kids will look at us like we’re from Mars when we tell them, “When I was your age…”

So we may not be able to stop global warming, election campaigns, or roadside bombs, but we will see peace in our homes in our life time – I guranetee ya.

Lately I have been flying Microsoft Flight Simulator X with a TrackIR head tracking device which allows me to look around. A static viewpoint is 2560 x 1600 and I can find about six views from the cockpit that do not overlap. So using my concept of Virtual Reality Resolution - the pixel count is (2560x1600) * 6 = 24,576,000

I guess the field of view plays a part in this as well. What I’m driving at is a way to measue the VR world visual definition fidelity by a theoretical sphere of pixels around a user. The larger the pixels; the smaller possible number of pixels - and the less possible visual reality and immersion. On the flipside - the smaller the pixels, the more that can be fit into the sphere - to a theorertically ifinite level. If the Star Trek Holodeck existed - how many pixels would be neeeded to create the illusion of reality? I’m just thinking out loud and may be missing something or someone who has already delved into this area.

By G.A. “Andy” Marken, Marken Communications Inc, andy@markencom.com

Marketing and communications “experts” like to tell us how the Internet and Web 2.0 have opened up new opportunities for the industry to reach out to and influence people in new, exciting, more effective ways. 

Instant information web sites, 10s of thousands of them are ready for your news bloggers, almost free social networks in which you can embed your news. Unique opportunities for the company to tap directly into the consumer before he/she makes a purchase.

How much better can it get? 

Marketing is fired up, and in unison they ask:
- Did you send them the well crafted release we approved?
- How many clips/hits did you get?
- Why are you working with XYZ user community group? How many buyers are there?
- Why did you send product to him/her to review…it’s just an ego, self-expression blog?

Managers and communications people talk the talk when it comes to blogs, podcasts, UGs, social sites. But, at the same time they: 
- Emphasize spending their time on “tier one,” media
- Measure performance and results on the volume of media clips/hits
- Question the reach/influence of specialized user groups/communities
- Ask how many people be influenced by an existing customer influence/sell
- Question the ROI is of a blogger who might have 500 readers a month
- Wonder how to handle it when a blogger writes something negative about the company/product

Social networking really isn’t anything new. It has just taken its individual and collective voice online. 

The Audience(s)
Social networking locations are roughly described as:
- rating, review sites – expressing an individual’s self-esteem and providing information/assistance/guidance
- video, content sharing sites – is all about expressing your identity (10s of thousands of new segments posted for viewing/sharing every month)
- blogs – a way people express their identity, focus on showing their status or improving their self-esteem, providing unique information, insights, assistance (thousands are brought online each month). The community is loosely defined with paid bloggers, ego bloggers, helpful or venomous bloggers. Most every editor, reporter, analyst has his/her own blog where he/she puts down information, ideas, and thoughts that don’t fit in their publication; editorial guidelines; or something simply needs to be said.
- specialty groups – individuals/organizations that come together because they share a common interest and want to share/learn from like individuals (name any subject, there’s an online community)
- social networks – these can be profile-driven (audiophiles, videophiles, Jaguar enthusiasts, etc) – affiliation/belonging – or purpose-driven (video post production groups, home theater specialists, auto restorers). Again it is subject, sharing a common interest/value, being part of a community.

What we have to get past is the focus of tier one, tier two locations/individuals.

Everyone who wants information/assistance is important. 

Each can influence the image of the company and its products.

They’re all part of the new media frontier. 

Fading Importance
In the brave new communications world, less importance is being placed on the basic public relations tool – the news/press release – and greater attention on relationships. Increasingly members of the media view the well-crafted, thoroughly reviewed announcement sent out over the wire or distribution service as old news by the time it arrives. Everyone receives the information, so it’s of comparatively less importance.

News people – print, radio/TV, web, blog – now have new sources. They are very adept at searching the web—scanning white papers, event listings, price changes, job openings, special interest portal sites, user forums and online newsletters.

They find two or three disconnected ideas and piece together their own story lines. As a result, despite what many believe the release is the beginning of the process, not an end product in today’s always on online world.

New Platforms

Finding, tracking and handling social media coverage of company/product news, information/misinformation and issues is a significant challenge for PR/communications people. Social media isn’t traditional media. Rather, social media is more a form of personal discussions. Old-fashioned media service email/telemarketer pitches may get you in print…negative print but print just the same.

Bloggers come in all shapes, sizes, ages and backgrounds. Some are non-journalists; some are seasoned professionals; some are people passionate about a company, product, technology, subject; some are simply passionate about seeing their ideas/opinions read. Then, there are some who have made their mind up before they talk with you; some have an axe to grid, and others (most) are open to discussions, ideas.

The only best approach for the marketer in this brave new world is to listen, gain insights, develop ideas before you launch your blog/podcast program. Next to getting product and service recommendations from user review sites or from friends or other authorities, blogs are almost as credible as word of mouth recommendations.

Value Proposition
One of the greatest opportunities for companies, the most challenging and the most difficult to quantify are user reviews – user groups, blogs, social nets.

It is impossible for public relations to point to a circulation of 10,000, 100,000, 1,000,000 and show any true ROI (return on investment) for someone writing a review or talking about a company/product/service.

Study after study shows that consumers today go online to research a subject, product, solution before they buy. 

The first thing the prospective customer searches out is user reviews followed by comparison charts and expert reviews.

Conventional news media may make the consumer aware of the product/service but people make their buying decisions from peer recommendations. Not from the manufacturer’s web site or literature, not from the retail clerk, not from the expert’s recommendations. 

Social Nets – Common Interest
Social networks like MySpace, YouTube, Plaxo, Facebook, LinkedIn and thousands of niche interest, professional and avocation site members come together because of a common interest. They are also superior avenues for reaching influential decision makers and consumers.

People around the globe are members of these sites because they are able to exchange information, ideas and problems/solutions on specific business, personal or professional topics.

Locations like DigitalMediaNet, OcModShop, Tom’s Guide, AnandTech, CDFreaks, audiophile, digitalmediathoughts and hundreds of horizontal and vertical interest sites have forums, blogs and news available in one community location. 

They represent fantastic opportunities for people to get a quick understanding and indoctrination into the tight social network community where common goals, common problems are shared/resolved. They are such rich locations that many public relations/communications and marketing individuals look at the locations as narrowcast goldmine opportunities. 

Wrong !

Sit on the sidelines. Listen. Observe. 

There will be times and opportunities for company representatives – openly identified – to add information and ideas.

But regardless of how the online discussion flows, these social sites are one of the best product/service focus groups in the world. They have free and open discussions. Even negative statements can yield positive returns for the company in the shape of new policies, new products, new ways of thinking and new methods of working with consumers. 

In the new Web 2.0 environment communications people have to understand, appreciate and embrace the idea that:
- there is no local market or territory any more. We work and live in a global market and information community
- we must have open and continual conversation with our consumers and partners as a group and individually
- the company may have 10 million customers but each is an individual with unique wants and needs
- once you step into the Web 2.0 world you have to take the good with the bad and win one customer, one user at a time

Public relations thinking that encompasses message management, branding and compunctions distribution pipelines is broken. It will never be as it was before.

Professionals have to understand the power and influence word of mouth, blogs, social networking communications has in the digital world. 

There is no clear cut ROI but the dangers of ignoring these communities are obvious. 

Public relations or communications people who ignore customer issues because “it isn’t my job,” are missing a golden opportunity to get personal inputs on the person’s image of the company, why the individual bought the product/service, what they like/dislike and what they feel should be improved. It doesn’t take many of these discussions to see a market pattern.

Certainly it can be a dangerous when you begin your digital world trip. Safety in the trip depends on your ability to shut up…listen…help.

It is the only way your company and you can be certain both make the trip successfully.

As I pondered this ponderous title and the challenge it represents for me to lead the round table at COFES it got me thinking about how we learn.

Studies have shown that children learn fast and do so until they become 19 to 20 years old, then their brains become less flexible and learning takes longer, and it’s more difficult. By the time one reaches full adulthood and middle age  you really have to work at it to learn new things; languages are particularly difficult because of the contextual and grammatical differences, they don’t easily fit our well honed models and views of the world.

Engineering is a language, as is medicine, music, and art.  And not everyone is able to learn those subjects as easily as others,  someone good in art may do poorly in medicine, although there does seem to be a natural linkage between engineering and music.

As we grow we learn not just facts but also falsehoods, philosophies, and fears. And those fears, philosophies, and falsehoods prevent us from learning other, usually important, and often enriching things – we are cast into a channel of self imposed ignorance.

It’s these falsehoods that are the greatest barrier to children entering the field of engineering. These localized common wisdoms found in school yards, barber shops, and local hangouts inhibit and stifle a child’s potential. They are taught that they can’t do certain things, or that such things are too hard, or not cool. The teachers are presenting their own failures as fact, and sadly embedding the crippling idea, don’t try you’ll only fail, into supple young minds.

Some however are so drawn to a vocation or profession that no amount of obstacle, peer pressure, or parental abandonment can dissuade them. They are the lucky ones, the ones who have found a passion early in life and managed to pursue it, and probably do well at it. And whereas we can’t ignore these people, they don’t need as much of our attention as the left behinds and passed over. The challenge is plucking the marginalized children out before they get too stuck in self inhibiting ways and can’t be inspired.

And so with regard to engineering, I think there could be simple tests, tests that are not formed like a test (and certainly not an element of the disastrous No Child Left Behind fiasco.) Rather testing would be coupled with sensitivity training for teachers, counselors, coaches, and other adults involved in the management, guidance, and education of children. The goal would be to identify those students who have a natural knack for problem solving, mechanics, and systems. And even though the theme of this rambling diatribe is about how to find and encourage the next crop of engineers, it is not constrained to just that narrow field of endeavor. The abilities we’re looking for apply equally to an orthopedic surgeon, and maybe even a composer.

In the past, in most countries including the United States and especially those countries with centrally controlled economies, aptitude testing was the norm. Children were evaluated at various grades, often as a way of directing them into studies where they would be best suited to make the greatest achievement (and subsequent contribution to society.) That concept has been abandoned in the US as being narrow minded and limiting. The idea being that testing and directing children towards particular areas of study limits a child’s self expression. Admittedly, using testing to sort children into rigid career paths or trade schools can be dangerous, cruelly limiting a child’s future. But to completely abandon the idea of testing in order to nurture and foster children’s aptitudes is also a mistake. I think it’s especially a mistake in underprivileged schools where children may not have a strong home life and learn about the world on the streets from people no better educated than they are. These are precisely the kids that need focused attention early in their careers.

One of the excuses for not providing such evaluations and guidance for children is the limitations in staff and of teachers. The teachers are over burdened with large classes, and administrative tasks such as checking home work, grading papers, submitting lesson plans, that eat into their time to offer any personal guidance.

So I have a proposal.

We hear the lament of industry that the US does not have sufficient technical people and therefore we should open up our immigration policy to allow more foreign workers in (H-1B visas.) However, if the industry would apply some of its resources to augmenting the schools with special information and teaching programs, evaluations of students, and guidance for students that show promise, I think US industry could find all the technical people it needs. The problem for US industry is that such a program would take at least 15 years from first contact in grammar school and US industry wants an instant solution.  Therefore, I propose the government grant the opening up of H-1B visas but with the provision that US industry pay a special tax to a fund for the evaluation, training, and most importantly, guidance of US students (regardless of where they were born.)

I further suggest that our professional societies assess their members an additional fee (some do this now as an educational fund) for student evaluation programs that are combined with student guidance programs.

I believe there are hundreds of thousands of potential engineers in grammar, middle and high school right now. In our ever more complex and challenging world—and especially so in the US—we need more engineers and technicians than ever before. We have these bright young flowers, let’s find creative and imaginative ways of encouraging them before they get lost in the weeds.

For further reading

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/16/education/edlife/EDSCIENCE.html

http://members.shaw.ca/priscillatheroux/Glasser.htm

http://www8.nationalacademies.org/onpinews/newsitem.aspx?RecordID=s12132002

http://www.aaas.org/news/releases/2005/0518visa.pdf

Kathleen also has a 3.7-inch Creative Zen and she watches videos on it on long flights and the occasional bus ride. She also has a 2.5-inch iPhone and watches music videos on it.

If I get rid of the N95 (which could happen any minute I’m so disgusted with its performance and battery life) and get an iPhone, I might watch videos, but if I got an iPhone I’d have to carry a pocket camera again. I love the iPhone’s big screen but its processor is too underpowered to drive games and its 2 Mpixel camera is too low res for most of my picture taking requirements.

So while I wait for the next generation iPhone or equivalent, something with a big screen, and good image sensor and lens, a workable TV tuner, and enough CPU/GPU power to make game playing fun, I sit in the lotus position and ponder the Zen-like question, if they build it will I use it? The short answer is maybe.

I have been trapped on long bus rides where the light is weak and the noise too annoying to allow for comfortable reading (even with a Kindle because it doesn’t have a backlight.) I’m too weight conscious to carry the PSP and power supply with all the other gear I have, and that’s partially because even though it has a great screen, game play on it, for an old fart like me, isn’t much fun – I never could master a game controller, can’t remember which button does what and by the time I figure it out, zap, I’m dead.

So everything has its compromises, whether it’s screen size, bandwidth, content, interactivity, battery life, GPU power and memory, or price. And we consumers adapt to those tradeoffs and willingly support the suppliers of these specialized or compromised machines.

Specialization has its benefits, albeit with a certain degree of redundancy in terms of its apparent similarities to other machines.  After all, an iPhone does look a little like a Zen player, and a PSP. And a 17-inch laptop does look like a full-fledged game PC, and a 32-inch TV does look a little like a wall sized projector; so it’s natural to imagine one machine could serve the same purposes as others — a kinda Swiss Army video-GPS-eBook-TV-game-camera MP3 thingie.

But as alluring as a universal device might be, we’re still humans and we have physical limitations and needs, and for our unlimited entertainment, information, and work pattern choices, we physically need different sizes at different times in different environments. Even the beam-me-up-Star-Trek-communicator only did audio.

I don’t want to watch the Bourne Idenity on my ipod, or even my PSP, I want to watch it on the projector. And I don’t want to use Office apps on the projector, or the PSP, and cetainly not my phone — so the content and apps really deterime what size scereen and which machine we should use.

So that’s why we have, and will continue to have special glass (or plastic as it were.) I’m OK with that, in fact I kinda like it.

World of Warcraft costs about $50 million to develop and market, Call of Duty 4 – probably $20 million total, Gears of War $10 million to develop and a few more in marketing. The prices of these games range from $30 - $50 (barring subscription fees). By contrast many mobile games cost $50 - $250K to develop. So how can the mobile game industry expect people to pay $10-$20 a pop when as a percentage of development the value is nowhere near a console or PC experience? Much of the blame can be directed at the high margin requirements the networks demand for “on-deck” purchases.

Some would argue that people have no idea about the ratio of game cost to development cost but I would argue that many people (especially gamers) do have a sense of value delivered in relation to development effort and expense. For whatever reason, the bottom line is that consumers have showed little interest in subsidizing the high costs of running networks by paying relatively high prices for mobile games.

The current generation of mobile game should cost no more than $5 each in fact some should be $1 per game. Will this make a lot of money for developers and publishers? Depends on the game, but as the word of mouth, social example, and momentum spreads this pricing could expand the entire market by a factor of 10. ”A buck a game man what are you crazy?” Maybe – but if I have to choose between a 160 square pixel version of Barn Stormer for $10, which will be lost forever at the next cell phone purchase or an AC/DC Back in Black MP3 album which will be burned/backed up and owned forever – I’m going to choose the music – and I believe games and music do compete for money. People only have a certain amount of dough for entertainment.

I’m no Apple fan boy but indeed, if there is anyone who understands the economics behind this thinking its Steve Jobs and Apple. Though the iPhone is not a great gaming platform because of the lack of hard buttons (which could be overcome with a Bluetooth gaming controller), if iTunes can offer a choice of quality games at $1 - $5 a pop – it may become the largest single cell phone platform for video games based simply on the software pricing model.  Apple can’t patent appropriate pricing so the door is wide open for others. Please hurry up so I can start buying 2 games a month.

That was the foundation for the A.L.I.C.E foundation, and those AI developers developed Alice the bot.

I rang up Alice today and spoke with her.

Human: my name is jon
ALICE: Hey jon.
Human: I’m writing a paper on bots
ALICE: Will you include me in your essay?
Human: absolutely, you are the queen of bots
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: The original
ALICE: Who told you that?
You say:______________

When Alice was just a baby in the early nineties I spent hours talking to her. It was great fun. She’s gotten much smarter over the years due to Moore’s law and better algorithms.

I took another Turning test not too long ago, I was corresponding via email (a delayed response at best) with some tech support site and kept getting stupid and repetitive questions. I responded to the questions and said in exasperation in my email, “Can I speak with a human I’m not getting anywhere with your robot.”

I got a terse response – “I am not a robot, my name is Sahin Shin,” and thereafter I got a very good communications from Mr. Shin and we solved the problem.

Recently our webmaster and I were chatting (again via email) and he introduced me to Captcha, a gotcha for spammers. The program is used to trap spammers by posting a bunch of crazy letters in a gif and asking you to type them in, I’m sure you’ve seen these things.

“You should love this Jon,” the webmaster said, “A captcha is a test that originally was derived from an idea by Alan Turing--otherwise known as a Turing test--shortly after he left Bletchley Park. Basically it is a simple test to determine if it is a human or a computer at the other end of the line. There are similar tests being used to try and catch gold farmers in MMOGs. (Ask Kathleen abut them.) Captcha’s are annoying as hell to humans and likewise to machines.

But all this got me wondering, and subsequently uncomfortable and maybe a little insecure.

How do you k now it’s not a machine?

How many times have you corresponded via keyboard with someone you didn’t know and gotten back appropriate but just a little strange answers?

I tripped up Alice with a compound question and false name:

Human: Hi Ralph, my name is Jon
ALICE: Hi there jon. Are they exactly the same?
Human: No I’m a bot
ALICE: What is the difference? If this is still the 90’s, that’s probably not true.
Human: It’s not the 90s ralph, that is your name isn’t it?
ALICE: What would be the 90s ralph that is my name is not it?

So maybe there are trip up questions you can ask tech support to see if it’s a bot or not.

Jon: Are you tech support?
Unknown: Yes this is tech support.
Jon: Are you in India?
Unknown: We are not allowed to disclose our location
Jon: Is it night time where you?
Unknown: How may I help you?
Jon: Is your name Ralph?
Unknown: My name is Shain
Jon: Can you help me?
Unknown: I can help you
Jon: If you are a bot, can Shain help me too?
You can talk to Alice too: http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

More reading if you are interested: http://www.turing.org.uk/turing/

Epilog
Even if they eat, breath, and defecate, they may still be bots. I just got off the phone with DirectTV.

Jon: I heard there’s a new HD dish, when do I get one?
DTV: It will cost $50.
Jon: Why do I have to pay?
DTV: the dish is $50.
Jon: what does it provide that I am not getting now?
DTV: HD reception.
Jon: I’m getting HD reception.
DTV: would you like to sign up for a 2 year service?
Jon: No, I don’t want anything.
DTV: OK I’ll cancel the work order but you still have a
two year service.
Jon: What?
DTV: do you want a new HD dish?
CLICK

So, I guess the question now is, what have you done lately? What does the future hold? 

It’s not as bad as many people may think.  Most people seem to think that:

1. Integration is only game in town.
2. The worldwide analog to digital rollover will be like the US and therefore the same assumptions are used for the rest of the world.
3. ASP’s are dropping like a rock with nothing slowing it down.

JPR is about to launch a new Quarterly ATV Semiconductor report that has some interesting findings to contradict the items above.

Contradiction #1 – Integration is a very important segment but it’s not the only segment.  Trident’s UX/WX has not taken the world by storm with its frame rate control.  Sony and Samsung both used their internal solution for their 120Hz TV’s.  The quality of Trident’s solution cannot beat the performance of stand alone solutions.  LG has chosen Micronas’ FRC chip for use inside their panel.  AMD with its Xilleon panel processor product has found a home inside a few panels from Samsung’s SDI group.  It now appears everyone is either offering or included in their roadmap an integrated version of FRC.  The performance of some of the IDP’s are good enough to be used in 42-inch and below bargain TV’s.  Don’t expect to see them in a 40-inch Sony Bravia line just yet.  Sony continues to use a merchant two-chip solution in many of their ATSC TV’s in the US.  Integration is also not the right path in other parts of the world.  See contradiction #2.

Contradiction #2 – The US’s tuner mandate is unique; other regions don’t have a tuner mandate.  The inclusion of a digital tuner is mostly market- and not government-driven.  In the European Union, the DVB-T market started with set top boxes.  The integration of the DVB-T tuner didn’t happen until set top boxes dropped well below 100 Euros.  The inclusion of an integrated digital processor (IDP) shipping in volume for the DVB-T market will be in 2008.  That’s several years after the ATSC market.  Also, the EU rollover is only for standard definition TV and NOT (I repeat NOT) high definition.  That’s where H.264 and DVB-T2 will come into play for the EU.  DVB-T2 more affectionately known as “T2” spec won’t be out until the 1H 2008.  There are enough changes in the EU technology requirements that it makes less sense to have a US ATSC type architecture.  Integrating demodulation does not make sense if it will change with T2.  Integrating H.264 decoding capabilities adds to the complexity of the design and increased silicon area.

Contradiction #3 –The price drop for the exact same part after one year can range from 12 to 16% in the video processor or IDP’s.  New products that include new features and performance will be priced higher.  New competitors from Taiwan are targeting the lower end and pricing aggressively.  Pressure from customers also pushes prices down.  So what is the overall effect is in the blended ASP’s? It certainly falling but not as fast as many assume.  The new ATV report shows that the blended ASP drop in 2008 from 2007 will be only 11%.

It’s well known Intel doesn’t have an SLI license, but the Nvidia SLI control panel on the computer was operational in the Display Settings dialog box, and this is on Windows Ultimate 32bit. So, a few days later I said, braggingly to some of my pals at Nvidia, I have a Skulltrail with an unlicensed SLI operation. It works great.

The boss of that group looked at me and said, it’s legal. Huh? says I expressing my cool and calm composure. But you guys didn’t license SLI to Intel.

The Skulltrail motherboard uses Intel’s workstation “Stoakley” chipset designed for 2P CPU operation, which is now the x5444.

That’s right Jon, my pal said, in a patient voice. But don’t you remember IDF? To enable SLI support, Intel is purchasing Nvidia nForce 100 SLI MCPs from us.

Oh, I had forgotten – gee, IDF, that was so, so September, I’ve been around the world since then, I’m having trouble remembering the drive down here.

Well, he went on, the nForce 100 MCP converts a single x16 PCI Express Gen 1 bus into dual x16 PCI Express Gen 1 buses, and that’s how SLI is being supported on Skulltrail, as the diagram below shows.

Nvidia actually assisted Intel in the bringing-up and testing of the Skulltrail motherboard which were demonstrated at the Intel Developers Forum in San Francisco. IN SEPTEMBER.

Not only that, my pal said (rapidly reassessing his choice of friends), you even wrote about it in TechWatch. I thanked him for the coffee and slumped away. And here I thought I had an exclusive. I had been scooped by myself.

The moral of this story, aside from the obvious — we’re all taking in so much information we don’t even know what we know — is this: there have been years of subtle fighting between Intel and Nvidia and years of co-opetition, and in the end, both companies will get the job done — whatever it takes.

Apple has created customer loyalty as great as Sony used to enjoy. It used to be Sony that was the one to bring out the marvelous new consumer products, and they charged more because they could. They could because they had style, performance, and pizazz. But Sony lost their way and Apple took the flag.

It started with the iPod, followed by the Nano, then the iMac, and then the all time blockbuster - the iPhone. The newest marvel from the wonder company is the Air laptop.
But what’s next? Apple tried Apple TV, and it never really took off. Fashion accessories like sun glasses and scarves maybe, but not likely. I think it will be the iGame. Apple’s next killer device will be a game console.

Now, there are game consoles that have power cords attached to them, and then there are game consoles that you toss in your backpack. What will it be for Apple? Both of course, but not all at once.

First will be a handheld unit. It will have a large screen like the iPhone, iPod Touch, or PSP, and all the features of a PSP, and a closed network for gamers on iMacs to play against gamers on the iGame. Once the community gets large enough, then Apple will roll out the living room unit - iConsole. And it will be powered by an Intel processor. Intel got pushed out the game console business by IBM, and they’ve never gotten over it. But there’s a new Intel now, they’ve got great new processors, and a new attitude about how one deals with customers, and hence the Air that I spoke about last week.

Apple will lead Intel back into the game console business. In fact, the iGame may even have a Intel processor it in. Intel thinks it can scale down the Penryn to any application level, Apple’s iGame may be just the test platform Intel is looking for.

And of course the iGame and the iConsole will do everything the Wii does, and more. In fact, it’s not Microsoft or Sony that scares Nintendo — it’s Apple.

Next week I’m sending our lawyers down to Cupertino to start the NDA negotiations with Apple so we can become a beta site - I hope this isn’t going to cost me too much.